3/22/12 – Sing us a song…
Dramatic video recap from last night. I’m not sure how I feel about these… on second thought. I want them to stop. We saw all this yesterday and now they’re just taking a bunch of stuff out of context and mixing it together to some fast paced action movie. I think instead they should replace it with a montage of past winners and a reminder of “This is how it’s done, bitches.” But that’s just me.
3/21/2012 – trouble in the Suez
Sorry for not recapping last week’s elimination episode. As some of you know and some of you don’t, I broke up with my boyfriend just before Christmas. I did the breaking up and good riddance, but not all days feel like that. Some days my heart just hurts and I can’t find it in me to do things like recap Idol. You know what I mean? It would have helped if Daughtry had sung one of the many songs of theirs I love but they didn’t. And I forgot they were gonna be on anyway. But anyway… I told you freakishly tall girl was going home. It’s a good thing I never bothered to learn her name.
3/14/2012 – Gentle giant, my ass.
Who goes on live tv knowing they have warrants out for their arrest (a violent one, nonetheless) you ask? Jermaine Jones, that’s who. I’m glad because A) he made a scary, angry face when the judges gave him a bad critique and B) with all these tall people around this show was starting to look like it’s hosted by a toddler. Now that he’s gone and Tall Girl will be gone soon because she sucks, Ryan can stop feeling inferior. He has issues with his height and weight, ya know. He’s sensitive! He bruises like a peach! Recognize, bitches.
3/8/12
Sorry about missing the recap last night. I didn’t even realize until about 8:30 and by then I wasn’t in the mood. I did watch though. A few notes:
I don’t get the Jessica thing or the Deandra thing. Though I am loving Jimmy Ivine’s brutal honesty.
2/29/2012 – I hate her… I’ll think of a reason later
I hate to sound all sexist and whatnot – especially against my own gender – but at least 8 of these women need to get in the kitchen and make me some sandwiches. I mean, I don’t actually remember any of them from the last few weeks, but I calculated that number just based on past seasons. We’ll see how close my estimate is in 2 hours.
2/28/2012 – Season one one
2/28/2012 – Season one one.
6 hours of Idol in one week makes Patti something something. It’s really too much.
Rose – how is this going to go on for 2 hours?
Me – it’s cutting in to my world of warcraft time
Rose – i read “I’m cutting into my self” and was like “Whoa, idols bad but not that bad!”
Me – ha!
Me – or is it?
But I can be amazing too!!
So, I missed Idol on Sunday because A) who the hell gave them permission to air an episode during a random evening that I didn’t even know about until last minute? And B) The football game ran late and my DVR recorded that instead anyway.
1/19/12 – I thought I was a little good.
Mmmm, Seacrest on a giant bridge. I suppose the bridge has a name, but if I didn’t learn it from watching other TV shows, I probably won’t learn it from this one.
1/18/12 – I won!… no, I didn’t win, but… I don’t know! I’m going to Hollywood.
Dear Idol,
I will cut someone if this season sucks. And I don’t mean cut like the way you mean cut when you eliminate someone, I mean, literally, cut. I will make a shank out of that stool what’s-his-face sits on and I will slice you up.
Love, Me.
5/25/2011 – And the winner is…………..
There’s a montage of clips of various judges saying that Lauren is totally gonna win. Dial Idol says Scotty. So we shall see.