2/25/10 – I do not approve of these results.
I’m so tired today, I was just going to go to bed way early and skip the show, but then I remembered that Allison Iraheta will be here tonight. David Cook told me she’s singing ‘Scars’ and by told me, I mean, he tweeted about it.
So, the intro is all uber-dramatic. It’s awesome. I [...]
2/24/10 – Pretend to be a rock star school.
The guys are all lined up along the stage, with little Aaron standing next to Big Mike which makes him look even more ridiculously huge than normal. Also, Lee looks like he might be having diarrhea as we speak. Isn’t it funny how I know half the guys names, but still can’t remember any of [...]
2/23/10 – A wind up doll that never stops smiling.
Ugh, it’s the girls tonight. Two hours of it, and on a night when I was tired and wanted to go to bed early. This is like the opposite of Christmas.
Today someone asked me if I still watched Idol. I said that I was contractually obligated to do so. I made a life-long vow to [...]
2/17/10 – This is the final judgement.
And this is American Idol. We’re back to where we left off yesterday. Or this morning, if you’re me and didn’t watch and recap until just a few hours ago.
Janelle. Blah. I don’t remember her. She was awful in every performance, so if she gets through it’ll only be because she’s wearing a short [...]
2-16-10 – It’s your fault you didn’t shut the refrigerator.
Apologies for the delay in recap goodness. I have the stomach flu and last night I definitely wasn’t feeling up to two hours of idiots being idiots. And forget being jovial about it. Today, however, bring it on. Although I don’t know how amusing I’ll be. Probably less than usual and then some.
‘Realize’ plays [...]
2/10/10 – The whole baby’s out.
I’m glad Idol was on an hour late tonight because it allowed me to wrap up some important last minute real life things I needed to do, which mostly was watching Baby Mama and harvesting my crops in Farmville. But for the most part, I don’t like this one hour later crap. It throws off [...]
2/9/10 – Ellen is awesome. That’s how lesbians roll.
I hope tonight’s Idol has more gay than anyone can handle. Lesbian begets gay, right? I mean, not like gives birth to it, but maybe attracts it or it rubs off on everybody, ya know what I mean? Like you’ve seen Adam Lamberts crew, right? Like that.
Ryan is dressed as delicious as can be [...]
2/3/10 – I can’t think of a clever title.
I seriously want to know why a show called Fantasia For Real is on my dvr. I know it wasn’t me. If it was me, you know I’d have no shame about it. I have a series recording set up for Jonas, so you know I’d admit it if I had set that recording. But [...]
2/2/10 – You just killed every cat in Denver.
Me – “Uncle Seacrest is gonna be on.”
Niece – “I don’t wanna watch Uncle Seacrest! There’s no Uncle Seacrest here!”
Me – “I will spank your butt!”
Do you guys ever wonder what it would be like if Seacrest was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus? If [...]