3/30/10 – I’m wearing my I <3 Ryan Seacrest shirt
Today, I renamed my city in Social City to Crestopolis. Go ahead and judge me. Go ahead. I dare you.
Ew, I just thought Casey was Constantine. I almost threw up but then the judges were all having an orgy backstage and I laughed instead of puking and now the puking feeling is gone.
It’d be [...]
3/24/10 – Jitterbug
I got stuck watching the end of Human Target again. One of these days… so help me God.
You know what would be awesome tonight? If the Idols did a Miley medley. That would so rock and I won’t even pretend that I wouldn’t be excited as hell about it. And you know I’m not above [...]
3/23/10 – You will lose a lot of money if you go home this week.
Judges walk out of Fant Asia screen – Ellen is called “Aaron” again. Ryan walks down those stairs, and makes me nervous as always. People clap and cheer, and hold up “I <3 Simon” signs. Randy wears a cardigan and a stupid necklace. So nothing new there.
If you forgot, we sent Lacey home last [...]
3/17/10 – Ryan $eacre$t
Human Target and I will always be bitter enemies for pushing Idol an hour a head. Also, cause it sucks. I don’t know how the creators and writers still have jobs.
The opening of the show gives me a headache and a seizure because whoever edited it used every color effect that came along with [...]
3/16/10 – Randy’s not a natural blonde and Ellen is a guy.
I have two questions. Number 1, where has Lea Michele’s voice been all my life? And number 2, why isn’t it on this show?
Also, 2 things you should know. Number 1, I couldn’t find my On Air With Ryan Seacrest sweater this morning and thought for sure it had been stolen and Ryan would be [...]
3/11/10 – Trouble, trouble, trouble
Dramatic music! Flashing lights!! Dramatic soundbites!! Judges saying how important it is to shine now! Kara crying! Ryan standing under lights! This is American Idol! Theme song! Ryan! Judges! Randy in bikini! Big news! A possibly non-lip synced group performance. I can’t tell, but this is such a motley crew. They look like an orphanage [...]
3/10/10 – American Idol the Musical doing Queen
So I sat down at 10 minutes to 7, ready to tell my niece, who I was babysitting, that she was either going to “Sit down, shut up, and watch Uncle Seacrest.” or go to bed. But instead, what I find out is that Human Target is on at 7. So we ate cookies [...]
3/9/10 – No, you can’t sit on my lap
Before I start, I must apologize. It has been brought to my attention that the girl I was calling Rochelle last week may just have easily been named Michelle or Rachel. Or maybe Michaelangelo. It is unknown, but now she is gone, so it doesn’t matter anyway.
We are uber dramatic tonight. The girls are lined [...]
3/4/10 – I almost forgot to even post this recap
I almost forgot this show was on tonight. And yes, it’s because I was reading New Moon. Don’t judge me!! I go through books faster than I can get them, so I had to run out to Wal-mart and get something to read tonight because all I have unread on my bookshelf is Nightmares and [...]
3/3/10 – Seacrest, kiss me beneath the milky twilight.
Ryan introduces the episode on the stage without the girls behind him. Which might mean they were all sent home and tonight will just be him and Simon reminiscing about old times… but no, the girls are lined up on the stairs. Crystal is still here and has not been sent packing as rumors lead [...]