4/28/10 – if you don’t get that camera out of my face, I’m gonna bite you
Intro makes me dizzy. Theme song makes me dance. 33 million votes last night, and Seacrest looking sexy tonight. Also, Rascal Flatts in the house makes me happy on the inside.
Randy is dressed like an idiot, in case you wondered if things had changed.
4/27/10 – Shania has returned
Ryan calls Simon, “the fountain of youth”. Ha! That’s dirty as well as funny.
Shania Twain. My dog got fed up, stepped on the remote, and muted the TV. I swear. It was funny. But I showed her, I turned the volume back up. Shania is all, “I wrote these songs about things I lived. So [...]
4/21/10 – As long as one heart still holds on, then hope is never really gone
Idol Gives Back, bitches!! Starts out with Michelle Obama rolling her eyes at her husband as he talks and then his eyes glaze over as she talks. Also, his tie is effin’ huge. I didn’t know presidents wore such huge ties. Must be a political thing.
Dear President Obama, I am not your “dawg”. Don’t ever [...]
4/20/10 – I wish everyone was loved tonight
Ryan is so sexy when he’s talking about giving back. The audience goes apeshit which prompted my mom to say “They’re acting like Ryan Seacrest is in front of them.” Cause she knows this is how I would react were Ryan right in front of me. Only with me, the whole thing would end in [...]
4/14/10 – Return to sender
I wish I could forgive Human Target for existing.
In black and white, we remembered Mike being saved by the judges last week and Ryan’s voiceover is like “Ducks win! Ducks win!!” Then we remember Adam being a wise mentor yesterday. I love looking at his face and hearing his voice when he’s being normal [...]
4/13/10 – My tongue isn’t as talented as yours.
Today my mom said “the bomb” and I was so embarrassed. But she was saying it about peanut butter Oreoes, so it kind of evens out.
My friend Rose came over so we could have an Idol/Glee premiere party. A party which consists of the two of us and my dog. And lots of food (so [...]
4/7/10 – Tell Ryan the cool points are out the window and he’s got me all twisted up in the game
Earlier tonight, I wanted to take a nap, but I can’t sleep in silence, and I was too lazy to go in my room with a fan, and my iPhone wouldn’t download a white noise app, so I put on Kara’s ‘Terrified’ on repeat and laid down until my dog gave me a look to [...]
4/6/10 – Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you, tomorrow I’ll miss you
roarimaraptor: she wrote like every song that i’ve ever loved
JuleahFaye: this is true.
JuleahFaye: you’re falling in like with her, aren’t you?
roarimaraptor: i think so
roarimaraptor: i only hated her cause she was like the stepmom that chased my real mom Paula away
JuleahFaye: it’s not her fault daddy fell in love with her
Needless to say, I don’t [...]
3/31/10 – I need a bandaid for my broken heart!
I forgot that Idol was starting and got scared when it did. I was like, “What is this weird Idol logo and people mixed with a Clash of the Titans preview?” I know it sounds like I’m joking, but that’s really what’s happening.
stonehousekthx: and they thought adam was unnessesarily theatric
The moment we’ve all been [...]