5/4/10 – Send in the clowns…

Ryan walks down the steps introducing our remaining contestants. Who are: bunch of dudes and Casey. And mmmm, Harry Connick, Jr. I am so down with that, bitches. I’m so down I might watch Hope Floats after this.

As the audience cheers for Ryan and/or the show, the camera pans around the room stopping on all of the old men. As if to show us that they have indeed breeched across demographics. One step closer to taking over the world.

You know, if someone had informed me that Siobhan was a big Hanson fan and that she would leave this show and then sing A Song To Sing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ypzq5LGeY), I might have had less bad things to say about her.

Anyway, Harry Connick Jr video package. I’ll make out with the Connick part of it, but not so much the Frank Sinatra parts. I find his music rather boring, unless we’re talking about the Guys and Girls soundtrack, which is on my iPhone. Mmmm, maybe Lee will sing ‘Luck Be A Lady’.

Harry kind of looks like Lee all grown up. He’s wearing the same suit, and he’s brought his own band along with him. I like this so far. I like the hotness of Harry, and the hotness of Lee, and the hotness of Seacrest all on one stage.

stonehousekthx: Lee and Harry having sex would look like someone laying on a mirror

Frank Sinatra has daughters that can’t decide if they should stand or sit and Ryan doesn’t help them out cause he’s too busy talking and once he gets on a roll, he sees nothing. The Sinatra Daughters have brought Simon a hanky that Frank maybe blew his nose on, I don’t know.

Harry teaches Aaron to stop going off key. And then calls him “bro”. Aaron is singing ‘Fly Me To The Moon’. So predictable, this child. I bet he’d cry if I tried to take his pants off. He looks pretty, like he’s dressed to come pick me up and take me to a ball. Which is cool, as long as he isn’t singing this. It’s boring. Harry is proud though, like this is his son. That’s cute.

Casey looks hot tonight. He looks different. He tells a story about how his friend didn’t even know he’s on TV. Ha! That’s funny. Nice friend. He looks hot in what he’s wearing tonight, but doesn’t sound so great. Boring, also. But again, I don’t really get this style of music. I don’t a single Sinatra song on my iPhone. The closest thing would be the ‘Send In The Clowns’ that was sung on the Simpsons. The judges didn’t like it. Kara calls him a lamb.

Ryan picks up Randy’s drink, takes a sip, and makes a face.

Harry has the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen in this life. Anyway, Crystal is singing something slow and boring and apparently, she has a dead bird in her hair. But actually, the song picks up in the middle. It’s still sort of boring, but she sounds excellent. The judges all agree. She’s so cleaned up tonight that she kind of looks like Kelly and Carrie had a baby together.

Mike is bigger tonight than usual. Remember how Michael Johns kept getting bigger and bigger every week like he was eating the eliminated contestants? That’s happening again. Vocally, great. Otherwise, I’m still bored. I just can’t get into Mike. Randy does though. He blows a load in his pants praising Mike. The rest of the judges love him too.

Harry tells Lee to kick ass. Which he does. On a song called ‘That’s Life’. Pimp spot well deserved. Ellen compliments Harry’s “organ” and he yells at her to, “Stop! Stop now!” Oh man, he should totally replace Simon next year. This would become a comedy hour. Awesome.

Kara asks Lee if he thinks he could win and he’s all, “Bitch, yeah.” The judges praise Lee and then Lee and Harry make out.

Tomorrow night… Casey or Aaron goes home.